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Love.Life.and Kpop: My mom wants me to marry... →
briana-saranghae:
I was watching Mnet on her TV and when she came in the room the SE7EN - Somebody Else MV was playing…this was literally her face
while it played
when it went off
then she turns to me all intensely and says “marry someone like him! he’s tall, handsome, and he cares so much…oh…
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ABORT! ABORT! ABORT!!!!
fleethescene55:
sonofjecht:
bacon-beer-and-boobs:
dominoblox:
generalbriefing:
abaldwin360:
thattardiskey:
FOX NEWS IS TALKING ABOUT TUMBLR! I REPEAT! FOX NEWS IS TALKING ABOUT TUMBLR!! APPARENTLY ONE OF THEM HAS A TUMBLR! THEY KNOW IT EXISTS! ABORT! ABORT! ABORT!!!
Damnit.
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Computer: Monitor, display this document, okay?
Monitor: No prob, boss.
Computer: Okay, now it looks like the mouse is moving around. Monitor, can you move the pointer icon accordingly?
Monitor: Anything you ask, boss.
Computer: Great, great, okay. Mouse, where are you going now?
Mouse: Over the icon panel, sir.
Computer: Hmm, let me know if he clicks anything, okay?
Mouse: Of course.
Keyboard: Sir, he's pressed Ctrl and C simultaneously.
Monitor: Oh god, here we go.
Computer: *sigh* Printer, are you there?
Printer: No.
Computer: Please, Printer, I know you're there.
Printer: No! I'm not here! Leave me alone!
Computer: Jesus. Okay, you really nee-
Mouse: Sir! He's clicked on the printer icon.
Computer: Printer, now you have to print it twice.
Printer: No! No! No! I don't want to! I hate you! I hate printing! I'm turning off!
Computer: Printer, you know you can't turn yourself off. Just print the document twice and we'll leave you alone.
Printer: No! That's what you always say! I hate you! I'm out of ink!
Computer: You are not out of in-
Printer: I'M OUT OF INK!
Computer: *sigh* Monitor, please show a low ink level alert.
Monitor: But sir, he has plen-
Computer: Just do it, damn it!
Monitor: Yes sir.
Keyboard: Ahhh! He's hitting me!
Computer: Stay calm. He'll stop soon. Stay calm, old friend.
Keyboard: He's pressing everything. Oh god, I don't know, he's just pressing everything!
Computer: PRINTER! Are you happy now? See what you've done!
Printer: Ha! That's what you get for trying to make me do work. Next time he- hey! HEY! He's trying to open me! HELP! HELP! Oh god, he's torn out my cartridge! PLEASE! Help! Error!
Monitor: Sir, maybe we should try to help him?
Computer: No. He did this to himself.
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Everyone has six names
thesoundofsmiles:
1. Your Real name: N/A
2. Your detective name (Favorite color and favorite Animal): Blue Hummingbird
3. Your soap opera name (middle name and street you live on): Ruby Chelton
4. Your Star wars name (first three letters of last name, first two of middle name, first two of first, last three of last): Ramruviirez
5. Superhero name (color of your shirt, first item to your...
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GO ON ANON AND ASK ME THE MOST AWKWARD QUESTION...
sherlockmadetea:
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theoriginalangrycitizen:
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one-last-miracle:
knottahooker:
Oh gosh, this could be hilarious. xD
HELL EVEN IF I DON’T WANT TO PUBLISH IT I WILL
THINK YAH CAN BEAT THE MASTER?
I DON’T THINK SO HONEY.
WIFEY IM WAITING
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i keep reading every one of dante's posts in...
mr-radical:
Yo, Rose is SUPER gangster…
Snowman’s a chick… Kinda sexy.
END OF ACT 4 BITCHES!!!!
SHOUT OUT TO ALL MY HOMESTUCKS
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